Love is the greatest commandment and everything else is subsequent to it
RT @chris_giacalone: Just watched the starbucks guy wash bananas in the mens bathroom. Enjoy your smoothies assholes! #dunkin
“wireless windows now we’ve got a concept” hurricane with the biddies just like old times #wranglerraging
“I have to questions first when are we learning about hitler and second can I go to the bathroom?” -my mom’s student
RT @AP: Australian court says ’80s rockers Men At Work stole flute riff in “Down Under” from kids’ campfire song: http://t.co/re2XWoCU -EF